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You’ll never be lost for words after reading this book, whatever your age. This is a collection of original, sharp and at times cruel quotes, remarks and utterances that will hopefully provide the necessary wisdom when you think ‘I ignored some terrible advice and made some excellent mistakes.’ They are a clever mix of witty, oh-so-true and downright deep-thinking aphorisms and truisms to titillate the heart and provoke the mind. This is an absolute must have for amusing friends, impressing anyone during a speech, or just self-indulgently reading in the evening before switching off the lights. Read it on the loo: ‘Learning invaluable skills makes you worth it’. ‘Black and white is good for the grey matter’ is as true for this book as a black and white movie, while saying ‘Send your lips to a new address, I’ve moved’ can effectively communicate the incommunicable. More than 800 aphorisms beautiful illustrated by 40 titillating drawings.