Totally, Utterly Screwed

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Bob Tuesday is back! Having survived his encounters with Ernest Fell and reunited with his wayward dad Jim, Tuesday is again scumming his way through life. This time aboard the Carpe Astrum the most advanced star ship in the Unison.

When the Carpe Astrum is crippled in a freak accident and jumps across seven galaxies,

Tuesday is joined by Jimmy Slummer, ultrasweet addict and fry cook. Trace, a psychotic Enforcer with a dark secret and Lana an eager and naive cadet on her first posting. This unlikely band of survivors must find a way home after becoming stranded on the war ravaged planet of The Apex, the most feared species in this galaxy.

If the toxic atmosphere, the lack of water, the blinding heat, or their single jar of durian jam don’t kill them. Then the poisonous vegetation, their guide, or their own hideously incompatible personalities just might.

The darkly funny sequel to Scum of the Universe will have you on the edge of your seat as Grant J Everett takes you on a madcap adventure in the ever expanding world of Bob Tuesday.