The Fantastic Book of Biology Jokes; For Everyone not just Biologists

Some say humour is life; others say biology is life. Welcome to another instalment of the Fantastic Joke Book series. We will be roasting all biology disciplines, from botanists who are a sap for word puns to geneticists whose funny bone will be tickled so hard their genes will unravel. Ask and you shall receive. Our fans have asked for even more content, so we pulled it off! It has more puns, more jokes, more witticisms than ever before. Now, a word of caution must be had, some jokes are innocent, and some are rude & lewd, but none are meant to offend. As studies have shown, the darker your sense of humour, the more intelligent you may be. With that being said, sit back, put your feet up and like a good stomach virus, let the laughs explode from you in an infectious fit.

Remember, if life gives you mould, make Penicillin!