We’re fortunate to be able to enjoy the gifts of knowledge and technology. Sometimes these do not come problem-free for each of you. We have inherited some of the silliness and sheer stupidity such “progress” has imposed. In this series of humorous and logical commentaries, Gentleman from Boynton “B-Y-T-E-S” back avoids anger or rage and wins your expression, ‘I wish I had said that!’ What he has said over his lifetime serving corporate leaders and the major brands you buy today, including cars to groceries. Made sense and dollars. He has worked with Presidents, Congressmen, celebrities of the entertainment world, (suspected of their political idiocy) and has even made a relationship with functionaries of La Cosa Nostra. As marketing/creative adman, his industry association called on him to replace the nice ‘miracle’ of binaural sound with a better buzz word. He gave them STEREO, the word that lives with us today! The author is also a musician. His music and lyrics brightened amateur entertainment in the shows produced for the army. Eleven years with the volunteer department of the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office brought his recent retirement as Captain. This writer still does what so many wish they might do. He continues to write.