Harry Hill’s unexpurgated diary of his year promises to do for the celebrity memoir what the Hadron Collider has done for particle acceleration.

This Samuel Pepys meets Katie Price (aka Jordan).

This frank and sometimes controversial diary details one hectic year in the eye of the showbiz storm, cut with a heavy mix of the day-to-day goings-on in Bexhill, where Harry lives at home with his mother and occasional Filipino fiancee, Lay Dee.

Follow the near fatal goings-on during Harry’s filming of Britain’s Most Dangerous Roads, his attempts to become a judge on X-Factor and his struggle to meet the Welsh chanteuse Duffy at Warwick Avenue.

Read of his dog’s ongoing battle with the bottle, and how he is sacked from the sniffer staff at Gatwick Airport due to sexual harassment.

Learn how Harry’s Nan gets on in her holiday home in Iraq, her affair with the milkman and her subsequent struggle to have fun whilst living on a curfew.