Not Very Intelligent Design Too: Planet Earth, a perfect place for human life?

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The Intelligent Designer created a planet for humans, then gave 70% of it to fish. Humans need heat from the sun to avoid freezing to death. Humans need protection from the sun, to avoid getting burnt. To death. Most humans think land mines are evil. The Intelligent Designer made volcanoes and earthquakes. Humans who believe in an Intelligent Designer will not enjoy this book. The bit in this book about a man from Scunthorpe with a death wish for mountain climbers may contain traces of fiction. The Intelligent Designer decided that a perfect place for humans to live would have thousands of species of plants, fungi, insects and animals capable of killing us without warning. The bit about Van Gogh and the famous St Remy Pray-Off of 1889 may not be completely true. If you believe that God’s on your side, don’t read this book. The Intelligent Designer decided that a wafer thin film of atmosphere would be plenty, and that humans would definitely not pollute it to death.