Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days

One day at the library, a book falls off the top shelf and hits Milo on the head. It’s called Be a Perfect in Just Three Days! The book’s author, Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, doesn’t look too perfect himself, In the picture on the back cover he’s wearing a clown nose, and mustard is dripping down his chin. Milo figures the boor is worth a try anyway. Perfect is obviously the perfect thing to be! But who’s ever heard of wearing a stalk of broccoli around your neck for twenty-four hours? And that’s only the first day….