Man Walks into a Bar: The Ultimate Collection of Jokes and One-liners

Man Walks Into A Bar is a one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, the lot. There are also regular panels which group jokes by type too - Essex girls, changing a lightbulb etc. Our material will turn you into the toast of your local pub or make you loathed in your own home - remember, it is all in the telling. From the sublimely erudite to stuff Frank Carson would turn down (the book has a ‘world’s worst jokes’ section), this book can service you with every joke you’ll ever need. What do you call an eskimo chav? - Innuinnit. What did the zen student say at the hamburger stand? - Make me one with everything. What’s Irish and lives in the garden? - Paddy O'Furniture.