A wildly silly rhyming picture, perfect for fans of Oi Frog! Goats can't be actors Frogs can't wear shoes Moles cannot paint Plants can't read news . . .

The rules is the rules When it comes to who's who And what who can do - And that includes YOU!

... Says who?

Dare to challenge expectations with a host of surprising characters from toads to teacups, lizards to lettuce. With a whiff of Dr Seuss and the silliness of Oi Frog, this delightful picture book story that will have children in fits of giggles on every page!