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Poo Bum

Poo Bum

Stephanie Blake, Linda Burgess

A hilarious, read-aloud story for children with brilliant, endearing illustrations.

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The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business

The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business

Wolf Erlbruch, Werner Holzwarth

Near-sighted Mole climbs out of his tunnel only to have a large poo drop on his head. Needless to say, Mole is not pleased with this in the least, and so he begins a journey to find the offending animal. Is he looking for...

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Everybody Poos Mini Edition

Everybody Poos Mini Edition

Taro Gomi

A no-nonsense approach to poo to encourage children not to be ashamed about potty training.

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Never Use a Knife and Fork

Never Use a Knife and Fork

Neil Goddard, Nick Sharratt

Hide spaghetti in your hair, Keep crisps in your underwear. This tongue-in-cheek exploration of mealtime chaos for children revels in the fun you can have with food.

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Pig the Pug

Pig the Pug

Aaron Blabey

Pig was a Pug and I'm sorry to say, he was greedy and selfish in most every way. Pig is the greediest Pug in the world. He is ill-tempered, rude and unreasonable. When Pig the Pug is asked to share his toys, something unexpected...

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 Read reviewMr Chicken Arriva a Roma

Mr Chicken Arriva a Roma

Leigh Hobbs

Mr Chicken has been to Paris and London, but his taste for travel is insatiable - now it's time to visit Rome, a city of ancient wonders and delicious things to eat. From the hilarious mind of the 2016-2017 Australian Children's...

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Walter the Farting Dog

Walter the Farting Dog

William Kotzwinkle, Glenn Murray, Audrey Colman

Walter is a wonderful dog, except for one small problem. Gas. He can't help it. But Father says he's got to go because he's smelling up the house. Poor Walter is going back to the dog pound tomorrow. How will he escape this...

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Rabbit and Bear: Rabbit's Bad Habits

Rabbit and Bear: Rabbit’s Bad Habits

Julian Gough, Jim Field

Hilarious, gorgeously illustrated and with a classic feel, this is the next step up for readers of Kes Gray and Jim Field's bestselling OI FROG!

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 Read reviewThe Bad Guys: Episode 1

The Bad Guys: Episode 1

Aaron Blabey

They sound like the Bad Guys, they look like the Bad Guys ... and they even smell like the Bad Guys. But Mr Wolf, Mr Piranha, Mr Snake and Mr Shark are about to change all of that! Mr Wolf has a daring plan for the Bad Guys' first...

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The Adventures of Captain Underpants Colour Edition

The Adventures of Captain Underpants Colour Edition

Dav Pilkey

Meet Captain Underpants. His true identity is so secret, even he doesn't know who he is. He used to be Principal Krup, but now he's the crime-fighting, wedgie-dodging Captain Underpants! Make way for the only superhero wacky...

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Dory Fantasmagory

Dory Fantasmagory

Abby Hanlon

Move over, Junie B. Jones and Ivy & Bean! Here comes a lovably energetic little sister with a BIG personality - and an imagination to match!

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The Big Book of Old Tom

The Big Book of Old Tom

Leigh Hobbs

Five adventures of Leigh Hobbs' much loved characters, Old Tom and Angela Throgmorton, in one delightful collection.

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Horrible Harriet's Inheritance

Horrible Harriet’s Inheritance

Leigh Hobbs

Hilarious and subversive, this is the perfect gift for any primary-aged child.

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Marge in Charge

Marge in Charge

Eglantine Ceulemans, Isla Fisher

Jemima and Jake's new babysitter doesn't look too promising. In fact she looks very sensible, very old and VERY small (she only comes up to daddy's armpit!). But the moment their parents leave the house, Marge gives a mischievous...

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4f for Freaks

4f for Freaks

Leigh Hobbs

It's Miss Corker's first day at her new school (in fact, it's her first day at any school) and she is looking forward to meeting her class...

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Freaks Ahoy

Freaks Ahoy

Leigh Hobbs, Hobbs Leigh

4F are all at sea. Who'd have thought so many Freaks could fit on a boat?

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Revolting Rhymes (Colour Edition)

Revolting Rhymes (Colour Edition)

Roald Dahl, Quentin Blake

Filled with revolting rhymes, this title features poor Cindy whose heart was torn to shreds, because her Prince, he chops off heads; Snow White's dwarfs although awfully nice, are guilty of one shocking vice; and what becomes of...

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Struwwelpeter

Struwwelpeter

Heinrich Hoffmann

The classic book of cautionary tales - now available in a luxury paperback edition.

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Tom Weekly 2: My Life and Other Stuff That Went Wrong

Tom Weekly 2: My Life and Other Stuff That Went Wrong

Tristan Bancks, Gus Gordon

If you're a fan of Andy Griffiths and Jeff Kinney, My Life and Other Stuff That Went Wrong is the book that has been missing in your life. Is your grandpa super - angry? Has your nan ever tried to climb Mt Everest? Have you...

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The Bad Book

The Bad Book

Andy Griffiths, Terry Denton

Contains bad stories, bad illustrations, bad poems, bad cartoons and bad riddles, and is about bad characters doing bad things. This is a bad book , for ages 8 and above.

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The Day My Bum Went Psycho

The Day My Bum Went Psycho

Andy Griffiths, Terry Denton

'This is my story.It really happened.It's all true.Not even the names have been changed.Like most people I took my bum for granted. I agreed to tell my story in the hope that others could learn from it. If this book can save even...

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 Read reviewZombiefied!

Zombiefied!

C. M. Gray

In the tradition of RL Stine's Goosebumps series, comes this hilariously spooky and spookily hilarious new series Ages 8-12 'Nom! Nom! Nom!' Benjamin Roy lives for the undead. He plays zombie video games. He watches zombie movies....

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Bad Unicorn

Bad Unicorn

Platte F. Clark

In this start to a hilarious middle-grade fantasy trilogy, Max Spencer discovers that a killer unicorn is hunting him. Stuck in another world and with a carnivorous unicorn on his trail, Max must find the courage to save himself,...

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Good Ogre

Good Ogre

Platte F. Clark

After saving three worlds, Max has trouble settling back into middle school and life at home, but when he tries to return to the magical planet of Magrus, the evil Maelshadow begins changing humans into monsters in an effort to...

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The Twits

The Twits

Roald Dahl, Quentin Blake

Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man with bits of cornflake and sardine in his beard. Mrs Twit is a horrible old hag with a glass eye. Together they make the nastiest couple you could ever hope not to meet. Down in their garden, the...

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Ratburger

Ratburger

David Walliams

The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children's author in the country, now available in paperback.

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Unreal! The Ultimate Collection: 30 Stories in 30 Years

Unreal! The Ultimate Collection: 30 Stories in 30 Years

Paul Jennings

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Ickypedia

Ickypedia

Matt Kelly, Richard Higgins

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Yucky Worms

Yucky Worms

Vivian French, Jessica Ahlberg

Worms ... they're yucky, aren't they? Not according to this enjoyable new book which reveals just how amazing the wriggly creatures really are!

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Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book

Roald Dahl’s Marvellous Joke Book

Roald Dahl

Features jokes, limericks, riddles, Knock knock and Doctor, doctor. This book is suitable for young children, specially themed around characters such as Charlie, George, The BFG, Matilda, James and many others.

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That's Gross!: Weird and Disgusting Aussie Animals

That’s Gross!: Weird and Disgusting Aussie Animals

Cathy Vallance, Steve Parish

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