The Mascot Madness! Test:
1. Northwest Southeast Central School have never beaten Northwest West Academy at their annual track and field challenge because: A: they’re better at knitting than they are at sport. B: they are losers. C: Northwest West Academy will stop at nothing to win.
2. Mr Brainfright dresses up in a banana suit and dances around because: A: he’s bored. B: he goes bananas. C: he thinks it will inspire the students of Northwest Southeast Central School and lead them to victory. 3. When Henry McThrottle attempts the triple jump, instead of a hop, step and a jump he does: A: a burp, a dribble and a sneeze. B: a twirl, a spin and the splits. C: a stumble, a trip and a fall.
4. Mascot Madness is: A: a new type of dance. B: when a mascot gets angry. C: a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.

The answers to these questions - and many more - are contained between the covers of this very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.