This book is filled with Revolting Rhymes.

(Be warned: These are no ordinary ‘once upon a time’ tales.)

There’s poor Cindy whose heart was torn to shreds because her prince chops off heads!

Snow White’s dwarfs, although awfully nice, are guilty of one shocking vice …

And what becomes of Goldilocks, that nasty thieving little louse, when she goes sneaking round the three bears’ house … ?

I guess you think you know this story. You don’t. The real one’s much more gory.