If you happen to have a dinosaur and you don’t know what to do with it…why don’t you use it as a can opener? It will make a terrific nutcracker too!

This delightfully absurd exploration of the domestic uses of dinosaurs (and the things dinos just aren’t good for at all) is guaranteed to tickle funny bones and spark imaginations. If you read carefully, you’ll learn how to make your dinosaur last a very long time!