This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly titles have been No. 1 bestsellers in Ireland for 12 weeks in 2007

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he had it all-

Nice gaff, cool cor, plenty of dosh, a stake in Dublin’s trendiest nightclub and a face that made boyfriends jealous. To say nothing of a beautiful wife and kids …

All that remained was for him to totally fock it up-

And I mean, totally …

But did he see it coming? Of course not - too busy using his killer lines on the Seoige sisters-

And then it hit me, all at once, on a lonely night in the Ice Bar …