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David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists: and Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride
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David Letterman’s New Book of Top Ten Lists: and Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride

David Letterman
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Top ten wise-ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book:
10. Don’t bother wrapping it. I’ll eat it here.

  1. I can’t believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free!

  2. MEEEEOW!! You sell books to kitties, don’t you?

  3. Whoa! You must go to Letterman’s barber.

  4. You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops-type shows about bookstore clerks.

  5. I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks.

  6. Do you have a bag or something? I don’t want anyone to see me with this.

  7. If this book gives me a paper cut, I’m suing your sorry ass.

  8. Can you Super Size this?

  9. You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man! I’m Hooked on Phonics!

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Format
Paperback
Publisher
Random House USA Inc
Country
India
Date
1 October 1996
Pages
176
ISBN
9780553763584

Get the book that tells the world: I like to read large-print TV tie-ins!

Top ten wise-ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book:
10. Don’t bother wrapping it. I’ll eat it here.

  1. I can’t believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free!

  2. MEEEEOW!! You sell books to kitties, don’t you?

  3. Whoa! You must go to Letterman’s barber.

  4. You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops-type shows about bookstore clerks.

  5. I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks.

  6. Do you have a bag or something? I don’t want anyone to see me with this.

  7. If this book gives me a paper cut, I’m suing your sorry ass.

  8. Can you Super Size this?

  9. You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man! I’m Hooked on Phonics!

Read More
Format
Paperback
Publisher
Random House USA Inc
Country
India
Date
1 October 1996
Pages
176
ISBN
9780553763584

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