Meet Ignatius J. Reilly- flatulent, eloquent and pretty much unemployable … The ordinary folk of New Orleans seem to think he is unhinged as well. Ignatius ignores them as he heaves his vast bulk through the city’s fleshpots in a noble crusade against vice, modernity and ignorance. But his momma has a nasty surprise in store for him. Ignatius must get a job. Undaunted, he uses his new-found employment to further his mission

and now he has a pirate costume and a hot-dog cart to do it with …