Oh! to be in England: Inspiration for the ITV drama The Larkins starring Bradley Walsh

FALL IN LOVE WITH THE LARKINS

‘Christening? We never said nothing about no christening, Ma, did we?’

And so with the appearance of a letter announcing the imminent arrival of Madame Dupont, Pop and Ma Larkin learn that little Oscar and Blenheim - Charley and Mariette’s new boy - are to be christened. In fact, once Mr Candy - who will be officiating (much to raven-haired Primrose’s delight) - learns that Pop and Ma have neglected the entire Larkin brood, the whole family seems set for a dunking!

Pop, who needs no excuse to open a few bottles of Dragon’s Blood and host the perfick party, rushes out and buys a fun fair to celebrate. But there are one or two gatecrashers even Pop hadn’t counted on turning up …