Say It Again in a Nice Voice

Meg Mason

Say It Again in a Nice Voice
Format
Paperback
Publisher
HarperCollins Publishers (Australia) Pty Ltd
Country
Australia
Published
1 July 2012
Pages
306
ISBN
9780732293529

Say It Again in a Nice Voice

Meg Mason

Meg Mason is not ready to laugh about any of this yet, but that doesn’t mean you can’t … A hilarious memoir of coming to grips with motherhood, from one of Australia’s funniest writers.
‘Mothers. those women with purses the size of meat trays that hold an entire deck of school portrait photos and a chequebook, make a casserole without a recipe, make the tightest bed you’ll ever sleep in and only swear under extreme duress. How, how, would I go from me to that?’

At 24, Meg Mason was newly married to a man ‘essentially indistinguishable from a young Matt Damon’ after landing her dream job, writing for the times in London. What could possibly go wrong? A holiday in Greece, an accidental shortage of birth control, and eight months later she was sobbing on the side of a road over trading her career for something she knew zip about.

On October 8, 2003, she invented motherhood by Having A Baby. On October 9, she discovered a bunch of women had done that already. But still they couldn’t tell her how to do it. Thanks to a helpful neighbour, she knew that convincing a newborn to take a bottle by letting it lick a Dorito first to ‘get more thirsty’ didn’t always work, but not what to do when your child won’t sleep for roughly two years in London or in Sydney, or how to remove your hand from a stroller - after you’ve superglued it to the handle. Hair-raising, terrifying and hilariously funny, along the way she discovers that being a mother, however disaster-prone, just might be the only thing that she is truly irreplaceable at.

‘Mason is a comic natural, her admissions of ignorance are achingly funny and provide a tonic for anyone feeling the struggle’ Better Homes & Gardens

‘In between the amusing anecdotes, the author grapples with issues that many women will identify with – work, relationships and family life – with warmth and honesty.’ Courier Mail

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