"I had a month off moaning, To see what good would bring, But instead of nagging at you dear, Your neck I want to wring."

Don't get mad, write a poem instead ! An excellent joke or novelty gift for people with a sense of humor. Pop it in your downstairs loo to make people giggle or just read it because you want to grin from ear to ear. A collection of tongue-in-cheek rhymes with jolly illustrations, comic relief & top advice. Written & Illustrated by Francheska Rowe- Starring Jennifer Saunders (the coolest Nan in the universe). Relatably moaning through the ages to put a silly grin on your face and a spring in your step. Unknowingly, every time myself or my wonderful late Nan were royally pissed off, either at someone else, the weather or just the world in general- we would sneak off and write a stupid poem about it. I discovered my Nan's poetry one day, when she admitted to me that she had written a poem about a lady that walked past her house everyday. This lady had the most ginormous bottom she had ever seen and my Nan felt so inspired by it's jiggling beauty, that she wrote a poem about it. I begged her to read it to me and couldn't help but sit through the rest of her notebook and cry with laughter.

We promised we would get her poetry book published and before we even put the kettle on to talk about it, she was suddenly taken from us. So in her honor, I have hand illustrated every single ridiculous rhyme and even added my own silly verse for you to enjoy.

Covering topics such as body awareness, the environment, disability and what name to call your penis- we've left no stone unturned in this light-hearted stance on the world. To be enjoyed by any and all humans, animals, robots and aliens (probably not children).