Being an adult is like trying to fold a fitted sheet.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.

I was hot until my photoshop free-trial expired.

From Instagram to Twitter, we all want to be a social media star these days. But behind your phone screen are those perfectly filtered lives all they’re really cracked up to be? For millennials everywhere comes a book that says what we’re all really thinking. Whether it’s stuffing your face with pizza while scrolling through Gigi Hadid’s feed or experiencing life at the speed of fifteen WTFs per hour, this is the real life struggle of getting that double tap and achieving #goals.