Are you belligerent, tetchy and bigoted? Is being called ‘ill-informed and intolerant’ a badge of honour rather than an insult? Do you go into fits of absolute apoplexy when you hear the words Eurozone, Ikea and Caramel Macchiato? Are you confused and annoyed by muesli, multiculturalism and women in the armed forces? Do you take great comfort in familiarity and find yourself saying, ‘Back in my day - ’, ‘I remember when - ’ and ‘Call that art?’ Congratulations! You’re an ideal UKIP supporter or, even better, candidate - and this is the book for you! Covering a wide range of topics, not just the EU, ‘The Guide to Britishness, Patriotism and Other Stuff’ is as much about what puts the Great in Great Britain as is it is about what’s wrong with foreigners.