Small town lawyer, Marita McCarren had grown fat, sassy and gimpy after a recent accident. She wanted to meet no one with a penis after her two failed marriages. As a favor to a friend, she goes on a blind date, and meets that ideal and perfect, and dangerously sexy man. On their second date she meets Tony’s family, and has a strong impression that he is a very good looking, mafia hitman. She wants to end their relationship but with each kiss and each race to the bedroom, Marita decides to break it off later on. Their relationship grows, although she still wants to end it, when he takes her in his private jet for a vacation only a European princess could have, with a few eliminations in between.