Darkly funny meme-inspired parodies of motivational self-help messages, Elan Gale's @unspirational shows anyone going through dark times that there's always someone there to steal your car.

Features include: * No single-use plastic * Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display * Page size 4.6" x 4.6" * Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink * Full-color tear-off pages * Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists * Day/Date reference on each page * Combined weekend pages * Official major world holidays and observances * Each page features a hilariously dark, cynical, and sarcastic anti-affirmation.