Fred Grey is searching for a cure to the world’s most common problem: cancer. He is a young Oklahoma boy who must save the human race from a sex-crazed, biological terrorist - with the help of a cereal sloganist, a female goat named Betty, and many bizarre coincidences that spring from pure divinity. In this fictional satire, nothing is ordinary. Fred defies practical boundaries, spiritual beliefs, talking goats from another planet, and his greatest enemy - creator of the dreadful disease - the son of Satan himself: Gilbert.