The author worked thirty-four years as a law enforcement officer before retiring in 2009. Along the way, he met some true characters and had some of the funniest experiences he could have ever imagined. In these pages you will meet people who are several bricks shy of a full load, along with judges, lawyers, and police officers, many of whom fell victim to the author’s propensity for pranks and practical jokes. Some of the stories contained herein are so incredible you’ll swear that couldn’t happen, but they did! Sit back and enjoy a wild ride with one of the craziest men to ever wear a badge.