A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes.

Whether it’s a Republican mayor on crime – The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) – or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject – Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country (Marion Barry) – political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious.

Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ( Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation – Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ( For those who died in the San Francisco earthquake , their lives will never be the same again – Barbara Boxer).

The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast.