The social services department of the council is preparing a register of the elderly in the area and eager but green June Potter (recently transfered from transport) is despatched to gather information while obtaining some hands-on-experience. Mam and Dad are in their 60s and therefore must be in need of registering - but Mam and Dad, perfectly alert, able-bodied and streetwise have no intention of being registered. Thrown by Mam’s no-nonsense approach, the increasingly desperate June resorts to Mr Farquarson’s detailed notes on Conducts of Interviews , while Mam sorts her out. This comic, ironic look at patronizing bureaucracy was first televised in 1982.