NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER . Desus & Mero are smarter and funnier than everyone writing books. -Shea Serrano
I will never write anything as hilarious as they have. I give up. -Malcolm Gladwell
These motherf***ers make me laugh until I choke. -Jia Tolentino

NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY NPR

A wild, hilarious guide to life from the hosts of the hit late-night showDesus & Meroand theBodega Boyspodcast

Who could have predicted that, after a fateful meeting in a Bronx summer school in the 1990s, Desus & Mero would turn their friendship into an empire of talking to each other. And it’s no surprise-tuning in to them is like listening to the funniest, smartest people you know dissect a topic and then light it on fire. Now they’ve written the most essential guide to life of this century*, in which all the important questions are asked- How do I talk to my kids about drugs if I do them, too? What are the ethics of ghosting in a relationship? How do I bet on sports? How should I behave in jail? How much is too much to spend on sneakers? Is porn really that bad for me?

As they put it- We want to share all we’ve learned, after years in the Bronx streets, with you- the people. So with a lifetime spent building up a plethora of information from trials and tribulations and a handful of misdemeanors, we decided to write this book-a sequel to the Bible, or maybe toThe Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,depending on how big a nerd you are. Let this book be your North Star.

*NO REFUNDS