Claws, Cliffhangers and Crackpots from the mad mind of Paul Jennings. The Paw Thing: Oh Yuck. The mice were running up my trousers. They wriggled under my shirt. They were even inside my underpants. Mice, madness and mayhem. Singenpoo Strikes Again: Major Mac pointed straight at me. ‘There he is,’ he growled, ‘There’s the one who stole my cat.’ Mac the two-legged rat is back. And Singenpoo is in trouble. Singenpoo Shoots Through: Singenpoo wanted me to follow. She had written a sign the only way she could. What a relief. What a cat. Singenpoo does a disappearing act. And she might not be back…Singenpoo’s Secret Weapon: Singenpoo waved his tail. It was a signal. A thousand cats opened fire with the only weapon they had.