Rule 1

Albert Ford is a nice guy who happens to own a big company. He's also a gentleman. When he has a problem or wants to make a deal he calls his lawyers. His lawyers are always happy to give him questionable advice and charge him a lot for it.

Enoch Pols is not a gentleman, and he doesn't own a big company. He's a lawyer, a private investigator, a trucker, a pilot and a couple of other things. He likes to move around, usually to end-of-the-road places. He doesn't suffer fools gladly.

Albert called Enoch Pols for the first time when he had a problem that nobody else was able to solve. Then he called him from time to time with other problems. And then he called Enoch Pols when Jackie Gruber was trying to steal his company.

Pols gave his client some simple advice follow Rule 1.

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