WARNING! This book contains nothing but bad stories, bad
illustrations, bad poems, bad cartoons and bad riddles about bad
characters doing bad things. It is a very, very, very, very, very,
very, very, very, very bad book.
BAD JACK HORNER
Bad Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Pulling the wings off a fly.
He swore at his mum
Kicked his dad in the bum,
And said ‘Oh, what a bad boy am I.
