Jas said, "Well, what happened?"

And I said, "Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged."

"So it was like..."

"Yeah... a snogging fest."

"Sacré bleu!"

Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.

I said, "But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me."

"Oo–er..."

"D–accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things."

"Was he dancing?"

"No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga–nungas..."

Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).