kafka The psychic astrology guy Jonathon Cainer makes about 3 million bucks a week selling random sentences to strangers. We need that stuff, that little dose of the future, like coffee, to get us through the day. So in the name of free enterprise and good will I offer here; The Black Market Guide to the Future, Happiness and Wisdom. And you need never buy the Hearld Sun again.

Step 1. Choose a book at random

Step 2. Turn to page 53

Step 3. Find the second paragraph

Step 4. Read the first 2 sentences

As an example, I turn to the copy of The Great Wall of China by Franz Kafka I have here:

"You would oblige me if you would be a little more manly, more self assured. What am I to do with a mere shadow of a guest?

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