Vampire Satire
The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You
$12.99 – Paperback book / Scholastic
Are you in love with a vampire? Are you worried that you might not be his (blood) type? Do you wonder whether that cold stare means he isn't interested ... or if it's because he's been dead for three centuries (nothing p... Buy or find out more →
How To Be A Vampire
$19.95 – Hardcover book / The Five Mile Press
Welcome to the world of the undead! A comprehensive guide to the vampire lifestyle quenches newcomers’ thirst for lore — and tasteful tips.
For those who join the decadent realm of the vampire, eternal life holds jui... Buy or find out more →
The Reformed Vampire Support Group
$22.99 – Paperback book / Allen & Unwin
Fifteen-year-old Nina has been a vampire since 1973, and she's hated every day of it. It has really cramped her style and social life - and it's boring. But as sickly and tedious as her life has become, it takes a turn f... Buy or find out more →