Commonsense advice with some good rude fun. Both pet and personal physician to the Gumboyle family, Doctor Dog is always on hand with the perfect diagnosis and remedy for every complaint.
Hair in Funny Places
Girls and boys are always curious and sometimes even alarmed by the behaviour of their bodies as they grow up. This text takes the form of a conversation between a small girl and her teddy bear. It is the behaviour of Mr and Mrs...
Long Live Princess Smartypants
A modern fairy tale for the twenty-first century and a second adventure for Princess Smartypants, who decides she'd like to have a baby but doesn't want the husband to go with it. The King and Queen will not hear of such a plan...
Bad Habits!: Or the Taming of Lucretzia Crum
Lucretia Crum is a little monster with big, bad and very nasty habits. She wants a birthday party but all the really big monsters turn up and they're really, really bad.
Princess Smartypants does not want to get married. She enjoys being a Ms But being a rich and pretty princess means that all the princes want her to be their Mrs.
Prince Cinders leads a very hard life. Bullied by his three hairy brothers about his less-than-perfect looks, he spends all his time cleaning and tidying up after them. One Saturday night Prince Cinders' luck changes as a small,...
Princess Smartypants Breaks the Rules!
When the Queen packs off Princess Smartypants to finishing school, it seems that our favourite royal might become a perfect princess after all ...huh, no chance! Instead, Princess Smartypants makes her own school rules and teaches...
Mummy Laid an Egg
Mum and Dad decide it's time to tell their children the facts of life. But do they dare - and do they even really know them?
Two of Everything
Demetrius and Paula Ogglebutt are two perfectly beautiful and well behaved children - which is more than can be said for their problem parents. Mr and Mrs Ogglebutt can't agree on anything, and spend their days playing extremely...
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